I’ve been accused of trying to make everything into a game. I welcome such accusations, as I think this indicates creativity and a fun-loving nature. Thus, my latest idea: THE INSOMNIA GAME.
You will need a spinner, downloadable on any home computer. Mark spaces like a pie, then flick the arrow when you can’t sleep and it will tell you what to think about.Here are the categories you will need to write on your spinner:
That pair of pants you didn’t buy in 2006, and what you could wear them with if only you had gotten them.
Boring people who, if they were here right now and talking, would help you fall asleep in no time
That rude girl in 8th grade
How do you spell circadian rhythm, anyway?
The O.J. trialLyrics to that song you can’t figure out
Who’s going to buy the house next door that’s for sale
Justifications for not apologizing to someone
Figuring out how much sleep you can get if you fall asleep right now
If you should have a heart attack, are your legs shaved well enough to go to the ER?
Better things you could have said to the cop who pulled you overHow can the universe just go on forever?
What’s the weather going to be like a month from now?
Every stupid thing you’ve ever done