Hidden talents. C’mon, you know you have them. I’m going to share three of mine today, and hope you’ll tell me yours as well.
First, I will
share one of St. Bob’s. He has Scissor Toes. Actually, they’re more like plier
toes, or wrench toes. He can literally pick up anything with them, reach over
and pinch your calf with them, pull out a chair with them, and who knows—maybe he
can do calligraphy with them! I figure he must be part monkey, with prehensile toes.
This would also explain much of his other behavior.
first talent is curling my tongue. Aha—but not just rolling it into a tube like
many can do. Nope, I can turn mine over, and also make it into a cloverleaf.
Here’s somebody else doing it because I decided not to take a photo of my own
tongue, thank you:
And last, I
can pour a cooking ingredient into my palm and accurately know whether it’s a
teaspoon, a Tablespoon, or any fraction thereof.
people have useless talents. I’ve seen people who can ride a bike without using
the handlebars, who can solve a Rubik’s Cube in record time, who can say the
alphabet backwards, impersonate Donald Duck, recite dozens of numbers in pi,
and fall asleep within seconds. (Of course, I don’t know anyone who can do ALL
your useless talent? Pleeeease tell me it’s watching my Youtube Mom videos, or
buying my books. Granted, you won’t get paid for it, but you’ll have inner
satisfaction that you did the right thing. Check
‘em out at my website.