Once again, I have come up with a great idea. The Olympics just started and we are watching people who are so athletic that they seem to be created by animators. I fully expect one of them to leap into the air and zoom about like Superman, using their country’s flag as a cape.
So here’s my thought. What if, next, we had The Klutz Olympics? As a certified klutz, I can assure you that normally coordinated people cannot fake this, not even clowns, not even actors playing klutzy characters. Those of us who are truly clumsy recognize a well-rehearsed fall or fumble. Nope, you’d have to be a genuine klutz to qualify.
And then, videographers would simply film us going about our day. Bumping into door jambs, knocking over water bottles, tripping over chairs. Hey—we don’t even need trainers! Nor do we need to devote hours and hours to practice. We simply do what comes naturally and get medals.
I can visualize my edited video. It would look like yesterday, in the car with St. Bob. I was trying to get into the car carrying a box and it smacked me in the face somehow. We drove to the post office where I was going to pop in and mail it.
Joni: I can’t believe I hit my nose with that box!
Bob: I can. (Hands me his wallet)
Joni: What if I lose the money? What if I lose your credit card?
Bob: You’ve already lost it.
Joni (baring teeth, trying to look tough): I’ll be right back. (And then I tripped up the stairs and dropped the box, my knees and hands slapping the cement.)
I’m telling you, if we had a Klutz Olympics I’d win, hands and knees down.
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