- I will not let the family comedian ride by the window where he can motion for the drivers of semi trucks to honk, thus scaring the rest of us out of our wits.
- I will
not park a motorhome next to a gathering of people who are still mourning
the death of Jerry Garcia.
- I will
not allow a Boy Scout to navigate, just so he can get a badge.
- I will
not allow a Boy Scout to navigate, just because he GOT a badge.
- I will
not allow any chorus of children to sing songs about finding peanuts.
- I will
not stay on a working ranch that doesn’t realize the word ‘working’ is
just a figure of speech.
- I will
not engage in any activity that involves oars.
- I will
not go to a ‘cook your own food’ restaurant (isn’t this what we went on
vacation to escape?)
- I will
not wear knit pants on any ride that bears the sign: You will get soaked.
- I will
not participate in hula stage shows if video cameras are present.
- I will not sign up for the city tour on a bus that also transports chickens.
- I will
not buy musical replicas of national monuments.
- I will
not pack any shoe with more than a one-inch heel.
- I will not allow shells containing live creatures, to be packed up and brought home.
One thing you can safely do is take along a beach read-- may I suggest one of my books available here?
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