Stunt Double

           I need a stunt double. Honestly, I could avoid so many injuries by not doing my own stunts. I seriously wonder how Tom Cruise does it.

          For one thing, I very much doubt that he has Dyspraxia, as I do. It means I’m clumsy, I bump into things that I don’t intend to (door jams, for example) and team sports are out of the question.

          Just in this blog alone, I have mentioned my occasional falling out of bed,

 

 my inability to high-five anyone,

 falling on the floor in class as I’m teaching Seminary,

and trying to mail a package at the Post Office.

          What can I say? Daily living gives me a lot of material. I’m just tired of doing my own stunts.

          You can see one or two of these in my Youtube Mom videos—there are hundreds of them online.