I’ve been dying to post this. I had to wait until my 3rd Italy story ran, so as not to interrupt the travel report. BUT… meanwhile, Lizzie Acker, whom you see here:
I’ve told you before
that I have ADHD. I’ve long said it isn’t that we can’t pay attention; it’s
that we’re paying attention to too many things already. And Lizzie spoke about
that. So hooray for people whose brains work differently! Maybe we could all go to Neurodiversity University-- just think, it'd be the only college that rhymes! I can almost hear the alma mater, can't you?
As for DCD, I
blogged about that here. It means we’re clumsy and uncoordinated, and do not
belong on sports teams. This morning’s proof as Bob and I were getting ready in
Me: I’ve never
told you this before, but I almost fall out of bed, like, five or six times a
and almost choking on his toothpaste)
What do you do— (begins to demonstrate) just catch yourself and say, “Oh,
dang—" and scoot back in?
water to fill up my cup) That is exactly what I do.
into my sink) You’re missing your cup.
Then I look down and realize I’m
holding the cup about one inch away from the water. In my defense, I haven’t
put my contacts in, yet. But this is how life is when you have DCD. Your
hand-to-eye coordination is on a permanent vacation.
And that was just five minutes into the day, folks. Luckily I don’t move around much when I record my Youtube Mom videos.