The other day, my buddy Cori and I were speculating about what it will be like in heaven. I was telling her about all my joints that need replacing. Both knees and both hips. So far. Hypermobility does this to you.
And I said, “What I also need is a neck replacement, but I can’t quite picture how they’d do that.” Maybe that's why you never hear about it.
We agreed that the next life would be pain free, and imagined me without a neck (and hence without a body) just bopping around as a free-floating head. I mean, I use it so much more than I use the rest of my body.
In fact, there
could be a whole area for this, where we just park our bodies and enter a special
Head Zone where our heads are encased in clear bubbles. We could transport them
anywhere we want to go.
But no soccer players allowed.
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