Not a Fan

 

          I do not like you, Thermostat.

          I do not like you, that is that.

          You give me cold when I want heat,

          You warm my face and freeze my feet.

          Okay, so this wouldn’t be the top-selling children’s book. But it’s true! I am engaging in Wall Warfare with the stupid little box that has all kinds of complicated buttons on it to set and then hold the temperature.

          Because it chooses its own number, I have been forced to purchase a neck fan,

          An electric standing fan,

          A window unit,

          Multiple hand fans,

            And an electric blanket.

           Meanwhile, we continue to pay for home heating and air conditioning. I’m ready to install a simple wall dial that I can set at one temperature, day or night, winter or summer.  Is that asking too much?

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