Folks, our washing machine just broke. So we went online to research new ones. I know, I know, this means I’ll be getting pop-up ads forever, about washing machines.
But then this
little gem appeared:
It’s a small
chest freezer, not like the giant ones some folks have, filled with all kinds
of frozen goodies. Nope, this one is just seven cubic feet. AND, I might add,
pretty brazen to be advertising to murderers who cut up their victims, then go
looking for freezers that can hold someone’s chest. Okay, maybe that’s not its
sole purpose. But I’m a writer, don’t forget.
However, this
is not the most astonishing thing about this little freezer. Check out the
price. You can have this baby for a mere
ELEVEN BILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN MILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN DOLLARS.
Well, hold on
and let me check my wallet. Shazam! That’s
exactly how much cash I carry around!
And of
course, now we can wonder what’s inside. Diamonds? Gold bars? Jimmy Hoffa's chest? No matter. This is clearly a good deal. But just
in case I find another similarly priced item, will you take a check?
Thankfully
bargains still do abound, at least on my website. My books are priced to sell
and my Youtube Mom channel, filled with life hacks, is totally free!
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