We are in the triple digits all this week, in Sacramento. Here's how you know it's time to drive up to Tahoe, or West to the beaches:
1- Your makeup
slides down so far that your eyebrows now look like a mustache.
2- You buy two
bottles of water—one to drink, and one to pour over your head.
3- Your pantyhose
ignite from your legs rubbing together.
4- You need pot holders to open the car door.
5- You stick to the
fabric lawn chairs.
6- Your hair is so wet, people think you dyed it a darker color.
8- Your postage stamps melt into one solid glob.
9- You’re so sweaty that your shoes make squishing sounds when you walk.
10- You realize no kids will be born nine months from now.
Stay inside and enjoy the life hacks on my Youtube Mom channel.
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