I have finally figured it out. Every day when I look in the mirror I think, “This hairdo looks familiar.” And it’s not because I see myself each day. I just realized it’s because I have a COVID-19 hairdo! I literally look like that image of the virus we’ve all seen on TV:
Seriously, this is how my hair grew in after cancer chemo! It’s so curly tight and spiky that it looks extra-terrestrial or at least extra viral.
Liquid Amber trees produce similar-looking pods. If you step on one barefoot, you'll remember it:
I also share my hot looks with the spiny anteater:
And the porcupine fish:
I can put on a hat, but then I resemble Bozo the Clown:
Oh, well. At least I don’t have to worry about social distancing. People will see the Coronavirus coming their way and head for the hills (just don’t step on any spiny pods while you’re there!)
You can see my quills in my latest YoutubeMom videos—although I tried to plaster them down with water!