I have finally figured it out. Every day when I look in the
mirror I think, “This hairdo looks familiar.”
And it’s not because I see myself each day. I just realized it’s because I have a
COVID-19 hairdo! I literally look like
that image of the virus we’ve all seen on
TV:
Seriously,
this is how my hair grew in after cancer chemo!
It’s so curly tight and spiky that it looks extra-terrestrial or at
least extra viral.
Liquid Amber
trees produce similar-looking pods. If you step on one barefoot, you'll remember
it:
I also share
my hot looks with the spiny anteater:
And the
porcupine fish:
I can put on
a hat, but then I resemble Bozo the Clown:
Oh, well. At
least I don’t have to worry about social distancing. People will see the Coronavirus coming their way and
head for the hills (just don’t step on any spiny pods while you’re there!)
You can see my quills in my latest YoutubeMom videos—although I tried to plaster them down with water!
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