There used to be a popular game show called “Queen for a Day,” where women could win cool prizes for the best sob story, and wear a crown for that day.
But now St. Bob
has a new idea: Cone for a Day. Yes, he wants me to wear a cone like you see dogs wearing.
They're actually called Elizabethan collars, so now you've learned a new thing. But here's why St. Bob wants me to wear one: First of all, I keep losing a contact lens. If I had a cone on, they would fall into an easily-viewed area. Bob manages to help me find them, but I can understand his wanting to make this easier.
Second, it
would protect me from socking myself in the face when I’m putting on a compression
sleeve and it snaps away from me.
Third, I would
never again spill on my clothes, because the clever cone would catch drips of
what is usually ice cream.
Although I cannot imagine wearing one of these into
a restaurant. But I'm not saying it’s a bad idea…
And here’s a really good idea: Visit my website,
jonihilton,com where you can buy my books and find my Youtube Mom channel!
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