Okay, first of all, let’s agree that dog training is actually people training. If you can train the owner, the owner can then control the dog.
But here’s what happened. All the owners stood in a circle with their dogs. The first thing we were to teach them was to sit on command.
Maybe it’s my curiosity kicking in, but I kept thinking, “Why?” When do you care if your dog is sitting or standing? I say let them do whichever makes them comfortable. Seriously, have you ever seen a standing dog and thought, “Well, that won’t do! You must sit at once!”?
Next was teaching them to lie down. See above reasoning.
Then it was to have them wait as you walk a distance away, then run to you on command. See above reasoning again.
What possible scenario would require you to walk away from your dog, and then suddenly want him beside you? As they say in British detective shows, “What are you playing at?”
If you’re going to train your dog, why not teach him tricks that are fun to watch? Singing, for example. Or playing the drums with his tail. Bringing you an object from across the room. I’ve taught our little chihuahua mix to turn in a circle, run around the table, and do the “downward dog” yoga pose. All highly entertaining.
Tell you what. Run a dog training class that teaches them to use the toilet, and I’ll sign right up.
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