It’s Christmastime, so it’s time for my annual gift-making disaster story. Usually it’s a craft, but this time it’s baked goods. The first idea was to make candy cane breads that would look like this:
Not to be dissuaded from continuing with this stupid idea, I decided to make braided bread instead. More mixing. More rising. The goal was this:
But it came out looking like baby aliens. This one even has a face!This one looks like it landed on Santa and crushed him:
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