I will grant you that I may have a screw loose.
For example, when my church women’s group had a get-acquainted night and I was asked, “What was your favorite grade in school?” I didn’t say 6th grade or 10th grade, I just stared for a moment trying to imagine how there could be any other answer, and said, “A.”
Right? Why would you want any other grade? And then it was explained that they meant kindergarten, etc. I could see on several women’s faces the familiar expression, “Yeah, we’re getting to know her, all right.”
BUT… that loose
screw has come in handy when I need to give advice. A friend recently called me
and confided that she thinks she weighs more than her husband, now. What should
she do?
Well, I told
her, assuming this is a problem that even needs fixing, I see two choices. One,
you could lose weight. Or two, get him to gain weight. Now you tell me: Which
one is easier?
I say fire up the ovens, Honey.
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