Funny Bob

           It goes without saying that St. Bob is funny, so I’m saying it anyway. In just one day, he said the following:

          I throw my laundry basket downstairs and shout, “Incoming!” so he’ll know what the thud is.  Immediately he shouts back, “Missed me!”

         I can’t find him so I text “Where are you?” and he writes back, “Africa.”

                 I say, ‘You’re sure cute,” and he thinks I said, “You shut up.” So now autocorrect is a human thing?        

           Then I’m looking all over the house for a belt I’ve lost, can’t find it, and realize I’ve left it at the physical therapy office. Bob points out that it wasn’t lost; I was.

                 It’s lucky I don’t have to pay him by the word.

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