I’ll just say it: The fillings in my teeth are receiving radio signals. Yes, I know that sounds crazy, but crazy seems to be what I do.
So it isn’t these band members:
She had the
same problem. Like I need one more thing in common with Lucille Ball. You may
recall my blog about that here.
Anyway, it happens
mostly when I’m trying to sleep. The second my head hits the pillow I hear
voices. No, not paranormal voices—that would actually be kind of cool. I hear commentators and commercials.
I raise my head
up, and the sound disappears. It’s not very clear in the first place and has
lots of static. But it’s just enough to keep you awake. Last night I heard, “For just a dollar a day,”
then muffled news.
The Mythbuster
guys say it’s nonsense, but scientists think metal tooth fillings can act as
antennas and detectors, and pick up strong radio waves. Then the fillings
vibrate and that vibration passes through the skull, creating sound in the
head. Lucy had crowns on most of her teeth, and I recently got a crown. So…
Tonight I’m hoping the station plays some sleep-inducing music.
If you’re
ever unable to sleep, watch a few life hacks on my Youtube Mom videos. Wait—not
that I’ll put you to sleep, just, you know, for something to do.
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