Among our
cherished family traditions is The Christmas Rat. This all started when I began painting our
front windows with Tempra paint, just like you see in supermarket windows this
time of year. I painted fairly easy
motifs—candy canes, Christmas trees, snowflakes. And then I decided to paint a wreath.
It went surprisingly well. After all, a wreath is just a fluffy circle,
right? Then I got the wonderful idea to
paint a little mouse, asleep on the bottom curve, with a tiny stocking hanging
on the holly, waiting for Santa to fill it.
The kids, busy painting snowmen, came over to see what Mom was
doing. “Isn’t that mouse a little too
big?” one of them asked. Sure enough,
they decided it was a Christmas Rat, and no explanation could budge them from
this opinion. Not only that, but they
insisted on a Christmas Rat every December thereafter.
To this day, Richie maintains the tradition of rearranging my
NOEL letters to read LEON, when I’m not looking.
They also wrap each other’s gifts in so many
layers of duct tape that you virtually need the jaws of life to open them. And the year our graham cracker gingerbread house collapsed they fell off their chairs laughing, and insisted on a Collapsing Gingerbread House every year after.
These are the same monkeys who, in
the picture of pure irony, fought so passionately over who got to place Baby
Jesus in the nativity scene, that we finally had to write up a yearly schedule,
and post it on the box of ceramic figurines.
As Bob would read the story of the
first Christmas, our boys would dress up as shepherds and wise men, while
Nicole would play Mary, and gently cradle one of the pets to represent Baby
Jesus. An argument would usually erupt,
about the appropriateness of a guinea pig playing the part of the Messiah, and
Nicole would insist that a living creature was better than a plastic baby
doll.
At that point a cat would
generally climb the Christmas tree and knock it over, at which point the
quarrel would get sidetracked and we’d all end up in the kitchen with cookies
and eggnog. Every year I would wonder if
the real meaning of Christmas was even getting through.
When the kids were younger, they
would sneak toys into the manger scene—tiny penguins, Lego people, Mario
Brothers and Ninja Turtles. When Brandon
was five he loved to make things out of clay, and one day I noticed he had
placed some little clay triangles by each figurine. The triangles had tiny loops, like
handles. Mary had one, Joseph had one,
everybody in the crèche had one. When I
asked him about it, Brandon said, “After traveling so far I thought their
clothes would be wrinkled, so I made them each an iron.” Indeed.
On closer inspection I noticed a
little two-inch Superman visiting the Christ child as well. And there it was, the perfect message for
Christmas. Here was a super hero
visiting the greatest super hero who ever lived. Maybe, just maybe, the kids were listening
after all.
A very merry Christmas to all my
readers. And may you pause amid the
presents, the visitors, the feasting and greeting, to express your thanks to
God, for sending His Son, the Savior of the World.
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