Tuesday, September 30, 2025

What's the Last Thing You Looked Up?

           I wonder if the FBI or the CIA will look at my search history someday and conclude that I’m some kind of criminal. Most other writers share my problem.

          For example, I recently wrote about Tiddly Winks. That seems pretty harmless. But what about searching for ways someone can choke on one?

          Here are some other things I've asked the all-knowing internet:

          What are some things that can explode if they’re in your car and you hit a bump?

          How about ways you can train a cat to steal jewelry (a true cat burglar), and also how to drop him on a roof from a drone.


          If someone is trapped in freezer, how long before they die?

          What’s the most sarcastic animal?

          Where is the most common place kidnappers hide their victims?


          Can you make a cake using household cleanser for the flour?

          Can a policeman get sued if he shoves a prisoner into the squad car and the prisoner bumps his head on the roof of the car?

          Can a lawyer quit in the middle of a trial because she realizes her robbery client is actually a serial killer?

          What makes someone a compulsive liar?

          What is the worst natural smell a human can generate?

          Can a judge get away with murder if he hires the hit man, and then sets him free in court?

          Hey, enquiring minds, you know.

          Meanwhile, I’m making harmless Youtube Mom videos, filled with innocent—but clever and easy—life hacks. Check ‘em out!

         

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