Oh my gosh. Last night my dreams were literally interrupted by commercials. Seriously—one was for insurance (got plenty, thanks) and the other was for dog food (and we do not currently have a dog).
How is this possible? I mean, I’m dreaming along and suddenly someone else is in charge? And that someone is from Madison Avenue and they want to sell me something in the middle of the night?
These were
great dreams and I wanted to continue with them. But no, I had to stop and
watch COMMERCIALS! With no fast-forward
button. It was crazy!
Our daughter, a therapist, thinks I’m neuro-divergent. St. Bob agrees. He says it’s not a complaint, but that I tend to think “Superman fast,” way ahead of present time. He says I ask a question, but while the person is answering I have often moved on and even forget what question I had asked.
When someone
comes to me with a problem, rather than listen and slowly try to help them, I
come up with twenty solutions and then want to move on.
If someone is speaking too slowly, my eyes widen like I’m being tortured (and I am. I literally want to scream and fall to the floor).
So you can imagine the agony of having to watch two entire commercials before I could return to my dream. Talk about a nightmare.
Awake in the night? This is a perfect time to
watch—and subscribe to—my Youtube
Mom channel! Hundreds of QUICK life hacks.
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