How's That Again?

             Advertising fascinates me. For example, I recently saw an ad on Facebook for a neck cream. It said, “Your neck will turn heads!”

          And I thought, Don’t all necks turn heads?  Isn’t that their primary function?

          It’s like those hastily posted headlines:

              Sexual Harrassment Training Urged for Senators

              More Adults have Died from Eating Laundry Pods than Kids

              Brain is 10 Times More Active Than Thought

              Putin has Removed the Head of His Administration

              Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police

          Maybe someone simply knows that we all need a laugh right now. That certainly explains my humor books. Find ‘em all right here.