You did it again. You forgot to buy everything by November, and now it’s December and you’re stuck in holiday shopping lines. I love Christmas, but here’s how you know you’re in a line that’s just too long:
1- Your chewing gum has gotten old. Twice.
2- You’ve exchanged email addresses with the people next to you.
3- People’s relatives are standing in for them, in shifts.
4- A catering truck pulls up to service your group.
5- You’ve taken off your coat to allow for the change in weather.
6- Your roots need a re-touch.
7- People are sitting in lawn chairs, using their lap tops.
8- One lady is stamping her Christmas cards.
9- A man calls home to tell his kids goodnight.
10- Your cell phone has become obsolete twice since you got in line.
11- You consider calling neighbors to feed the dog.
12- You’ve heard the same Muzak Christmas Carols eight times.
13- You’d be willing to pay double, if they’d just open another register.
14 - The store has put a Porta-Potty nearby.
15- They’re throwing a baby shower for a woman who wasn’t even pregnant when you first got in line.
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