I thought about calling this blog “Out Back” but didn’t want you to think I'd won a trip to Australia.
Nope, and even if I had won such a trip, I’d be unable to go because my back went out last week. I keep waiting up for it to return, but it’s a rebellious thing.
I know what caused it—all the decorating and undecorating for Christmas, finally catching up with me. And now it’s time to pay those eleven pipers piping.
So I’ve been icing it with frozen peas (bags of them, not one pea at a time, thank you) and wearing a Velcro strap for my Sacroiliac. Sacroiliac, by the way, is a fun word to say, but not a fun thing to have out of whack.
Nevertheless these are the times that make us grateful for friends, and I must give thanks to Kathy Ray for driving me to her wonderful chiropractor, Evan Mountford. And to Renae McDonald for delivering a fresh, steaming loaf of homemade bread that we slathered with butter and honey and virtually drank on the spot.
And to Jen Zumba who gave me Lidocaine patches and to Tina Martin, who delivered them. And to Suzanne Aedo who attended my 8 a.m. church leadership meeting for me. Belonging to an LDS ward literally means you have a cluster of sisters who actually care and who jump into action.
Last, I must thank St. Bob for helping me wrangle myself into pantyhose for church, for helping me stand every time I sit down, and for making chicken pot pie when I couldn’t move enough to cook. Okay, he bought frozen ones and baked them, but still.
He also drove me to my last doctor appointment and when I happily reported that I put my own socks on that morning, he said, “Until now she’s been wearing mine.” Did I mention that when you have an injured back, laughing is one of the most painful things you can do?
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